She's not so perfect after all. So I was on the computer on Jigzone (which if you haven't tried it, you should) and I heard odd noises coming from the living room. They were too loud to be the cats, and the fish don't generally make noise, so it must be Ruby. But I was trying to beat the average time for the puzzle I picked, which was of some green birds and I don't really like birds anyway, but I digress. So I kept doing my green bird puzzle because God forbid I should not beat the average time and I'm hearing lots of noise that sounds very wrong, but I'm also feeling sorry for myself because it snowed about 10 inches here and I kept taking Ruby out to play in it and I actually had to shovel out my car so dammit, I deserve to do the green bird puzzle and beat the average time. Well, I finished it and I beat the average time by over 2 minutes! (I'm so awesome) I decide I'd better check on the ruckus. The trash that I forgot to take out was opened up and Ruby was eating the bones from some chicken wings that my daughter and her boyfriend ate over here last weekend when they were babysitting Rue. So not only was Ruby eating bones that are terrible for her and she could choke on, but they were old and rancid as well because I'm an idiot. She has never, ever gotten into the trash before. Then again I don't usually have rancid wing bones in there- I'm sure it was beyond tempting for her. Vomiting and/or diarrhea should commence about 3 a.m. I'll keep you posted!
But I so beat the average time on the green birds puzzle!
